this is the worst riddle in the universe
No. Screw you, this doesn’t work.
I’m just going to say MAIL.
omfg how do you not get it
I thought I got it, but then I found flaws in my logic. So I’m just going to say damn.
Damn, dam, damn it, god damn it—NOPE. NEVER MIND.
WAIT I GET IT NOW.
HA HA HA OH MY GOD I HATE THESE PLAY ON WORD RIDDLES
I GET IT
Very easy if you read it carefully
I GET IT! I LOGICED!
Ah, clever clever. Short a semi-colon or full-stop if we want to be grammatically correct but I can understand why they left it out.